For the true-crime lover whose perfect night looks like:
✨ Fuzzy socks
✨ A blanket cocoon
✨ Snacks
✨ A murder documentary, and
✨ Minimal human interaction

This sweatshirt says it all — loud enough to warn the world, soft enough to wear while avoiding it. Comfy, sarcastic, and oh-so-relatable, it’s the uniform for your next binge-watch session.

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.